DEAR PASTOR

Dear Pastor,
I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours
sincerely,
Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.

Dear Pastor,
Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all
week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix

Dear Pastor,
My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about
something. Robert Anderson, age 11

Dear Pastor,
I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't
give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a
raise in my allowance? Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven

Dear Pastor,
My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every
week even if she has a cold. Yours truly, Annette. Age 9, Albany

Dear Pastor,
I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't
be there. Stephen. Age 8, Chicago

Dear Pastor,
I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it
to Disneyland. Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma

Dear Pastor,
I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important
than money but I still want a raise in my allowance. Sincerely,
Eleanor. Age 12, Sarasota


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