A compilation of Church Bulletins and Service bloopers.
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* Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
* Don't let worry kill you--let the church help.
* Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and
community.
* For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.
* Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian
Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
* The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth
of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
* This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North
sides of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
* Tuesday at 4:00 P.M. there will be an ice cream social. All
ladies giving milk will please come early.
* Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing
"Put me in my little bed accompanied by the pastor".
* Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little
Mother's Club. All ladies wishing to become "Little Mothers" will
meet with the Pastor in his study.
* This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward
and lay an egg on the altar.
* The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the
ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation
will join in.
* Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the
cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the
carpet will come forward and do so.
* The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
* Thursday night--Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
*The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 p.m. Steak, mashed
potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a
nominal feel.
* A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church
hall. Music will follow.
* 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
* The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who
enjoys sinning to join the choir.
* The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the
choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy."
* Today... Christian Youth Fellowship Sexuality Course, 8 p.m.
Please park in the rear parking lot for this activity.
* During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege
of hearing a good sermon when A.B. Doe supplied our
pulpit.
* The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his
audience.
* The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister
the Rev. Shirley Green who has Mrs. Green with him. After the
service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the
Hanging of the Greens.
* The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet": in
the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is
invited to attend this tragedy.
* The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
* Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church
secretary.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST....
* The associate minister unveiled the church's new giving campaign
slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge--Up Yours."