Bubba, a local football star is jogging down the street when he sees a
building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding
her
pet cat in her arms.
"Hey Lady," yells Bubba, "Throw me the cat."
"No," she cries, "It's too far."
"I play football, I can catch him."
The smoke is pouring from the windows, and finally, the woman waves to
Bubba, kisses her cat goodbye, and tosses it down to the street.
Bubba keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurling down toward him.
The feline bounces off an awning and Bubba runs into the street to catch
it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one handed
catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into
cheers.
Bubba does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his
knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.