"Cold" is a relative term.
Use the handy list below to overcome the confusion.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)
* 65F Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
* 60F Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
* 50F Miami residents turn on the heat
* 45F Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
* 40F You can see your breath , Californians shiver uncontrollably , Minnesotans go swimming
* 35F Italian cars don't start
* 32F Water freezes
* 30F You plan your vacation to Australia
* 25F Ohio water freezes
Californians weep pitiably , Minnesotans eat ice cream , Canadians go swimming
* 20F Politicians begin to talk about the homeless , New York City water freezes
Miami residents plan vacation further South
* 15F French cars don't start , Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
* 10F You need jumper cables to get the car going
* 5F American cars don't start
* 0F Alaskans put on T-shirts
* -10F German cars don't start , Eyes freeze shut when you blink
* -15F You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects , Miami residents cease to exist
* -20F Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you , Politicians actually do something about the homeless , Minnesotans shovel snow off roof , Japanese cars don't start
* -25F Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to get the driver going
* -30F You plan a two week hot bath
Swedish cars don't start
* -40F Californians disappear
Minnesotans button top button , Canadians put on sweaters , Your car helps you plan your trip South
* -50F Congressional hot air freezes
Alaskans close the bathroom window
* -80F Polar bears move South
Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game
* -90F Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets