An Amish gentleman and his 10-year-old son visited a shopping mall.
They were particularly awed by an elevator. They watched in utter
amazement as a woman, stooped with age and walking with a cane
entered the small room where the doors had opened by themselves, then
magically closed.
Lights began to flash above the doors. Several seconds
passed, when the doors magically opened again and out stepped an absolutely
gorgeous, healthy young woman. The man blinked a couple of times,
then said, "Son, go get your mother."