A church of 2000 members was packed to the brim one Sunday morning.
The Preacher and other ministers were in the pulpit when two men came
into the church dressed in long black coats and black hats. One came
and stood in the middle isle and the other stood on the outer isle.
All of a sudden they each pulled out great big AK47 automatic machine
guns and announced "EVERYONE WHO IS WILLING TO TAKE A BULLET FOR THE
LORD JESUS CHRIST REMAIN SEATED". The pulpit emptied out first, then
the choir, then deacons and so forth. After everyone who wanted to
leave had gone, there were only 20 people left out of the original
2000.
Then the gunmen turned around took off their coats and hats and
said "all right preacher, all the hypocrites are gone, you may now
begin the service."