Subject: You know you have had too much of the 90's
22. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags
out of the back seat of your car.
21. Your reason for not staying in touch with family
is that they do not have email addresses.
20. Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN's
homepage to your bookmarks.
19. You have a "to do list" that includes entries for
lunch and bathroom breaks and they are usually the ones that never get crossed off.
18. You have actually faxed your Christmas list to
your parents.
17. Pick-up lines now include a reference to liquid
assets and capital gains.
16. You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.
15. You assume the question to valet park or not is
rhetorical.
14. You refer to your dining room table as the flat
filing cabinet.
13. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored
post-it notes.
12. Your grocery list has been on your refrigerator so
long that some of the products don't even exist any more.
11. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade
on ways to improve their process.
10. You get all excited when it's Saturday and you can
wear sweats to work.
9. You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as
deliverables.
8. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what
you do for a living.
7. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the
most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
6. You think that "progressing an action plan" and
"calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases.
5. You know the people at the airport hotels better
than your next-door neighbors.
4. You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when
making Friday night plans.
3. You think Einstein would have been more effective
had he put his ideas into a matrix.
2. You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.
And the number 1 sign you've had too much of the 90's:
1. You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in
person.